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1800 Cat Tweets List

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When a cat has a sudden or prolonged serious illness without any obvious cause, it is possible that it has been exposed to a toxin.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
Stray Cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in y.
Cat Rule #3: When fat, arrange self in slim pose.

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500 Gambling Tweets List

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How can you tell a poker player is lying? His chips are moving.
Almost all life depends on probabilities. - Francois Voltaire
It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. ~Cinnamon Stomberger
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. - Dan Bennett

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4800 Inspirational Tweets List

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People see themselves as the center of the universe and judge everything as it relates to them. -Pilgrims
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. -William Shakespeare
Know yourself and you will win all battles. -Sun Tzu
Resolve to make each day the very best and don't let anyone get in your way. If they do, step on them. -Ivan Benson

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10900 Joke Tweets List

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Teacher: Name six wild animals.  Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie . . . includes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with
Your moma is so hairy that harry potter got jealous.
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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3100 One-Liner Tweets List

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The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.
Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
Choose well. Your choice is brief, and yet endless.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, feed him for life.

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6000 Proverb Tweets List

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I stubborn and you stubborn, who is to carry the load? - Spanish Proverb
He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup. - German Proverb
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb
That is pleasant to remember which was hard to endure. - Italian Proverb

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24100 Quote Tweets List

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What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal. -Albert Pine
Rene Descartes~ It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been deceived.
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi~ Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches.
Ralph Waldo Emerson~ As we grow old the beauty steals inward.

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800 Tech Tweets List

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Windows95: It's like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John Stuart Mill
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

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45500 All Tweets List

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!
What goes around comes around.
Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.

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